MADE IN CHINA Debuts Video For “Press One For English”

AOL Spinner Premieres Made In China’s “How Everything Works” MP3 Of The Day
Debut LP Sonic Blog V.1 Out November 18th On Recordburger Records /Named In URB Magazine’s Next 1000 List

Click Here To View Video “Press One For English”

AOL/Spinner’s MP3 Of The Day “How Everything Works”

Click Here To View Made In China In URB’s Next 1000 List


Neufutur.com :  ” definitely shocking and different….to say the very least. So this one goes out to all my brothers in arms who scoff at capitalist American society! Yeah, you already digging this aren’t you well go ahead metal master and get out your anarchy burger from the fridge put on some porn (mute it) and bob your head to Made In China and maybe every once in awhile flip the bird to that camera they have hidden in your house…. To all my most metal of friends, you know who you are, listen in and keep looking back for some more teeth gnashing goodness soon, and remember keep on rocking in the not so free world brother (sister)!”

Ok these two guys, they’re disgusted with everything except their families and sex. So, after they sniffed one another out, one said, “We should make a record so one of us doesn’t end up a sniper in a McDonald’s.” The other one said, “Yeah, OK, but I’m not leaving my house.” Anyway, Palumbo and LK – the guys in question – decided that “Palumbo and LK” sounded like some bogus tree hugging folk duo (which, of course they also hate). One of them said, “Everything is made in China. If I didn’t know better, I would think my kids were manufactured there.” The other, more detail oriented one, said, “No, not the parts of your kids, lots of their parts are made here in the US, but maybe your kids were ASSEMBLED in China.” Then they said, whatever let’s call our band MADE IN CHINA. So, please don’t ask either one of them about that ever again.LK, an anal retentive obsessive compulsive, went to Columbia. The school, not the country, which is spelled differently anyway. He graduated and then bagged it before becoming a lawyer, cause who wants all that money and power? Instead, he went into music. “Idiot,” said dad. “Don’t be a fool,” said mom. LK produced and mixed, cause that made him BOSS, and he lovessssssss being BOSS. He worked on the Chili Peppers, played with Herbie Hancock, and lots of other stuff the world thinks is even more important that he doesn’t want to talk about right now.

Palumbo, a Zen Buddhist head-in-the-clouds loon who thinks life is to be taken on a moment by moment basis, went to school, quit, and went into music. “Idiot,” said dad. “Don’t be a fool,” said mom. Palumbo formed this band called Crack The Sky and they did okay, until he saw that they were on the verge of breaking big, then he bagged that, cause yep, same thing money and power! He went back to school so mom and dad would put him back in their will, and actually became a doctor of psychology. Then, he met LK. The meeting went something like this:

LK: I would like to produce you.
Palumbo: Sure.
LK: Can I be boss?
Palumbo: Sure.

LK bossed Palumbo around and made this record called Citizen X. One day, while Palumbo was searching the Jenna Jameson websites down in the studio, LK was piddling on the piano. Palumbo listened and said, “Whoa, hey you write that?” LK, wonderful at being boss, but a little rusty when it came to his own stuff, said”well” Palumbo became uncharacteristically overbearing and begged LK to show him his songs. Like a kid who just got caught – well, looking at Jenna – LK reluctantly showed some songs to Palumbo.

Palumbo: This is really good stuff.
LK: It’s
Palumbo: No, it’s better than good I can make it better, but it’s really good.
LK: Can I be boss?
The result is MADE IN CHINA, Sonic Blog V.1 The songs are the thing.

For Press Contact Chris – chris@tellallyourfriendspr.com

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